Perky is an affliction.

 


marrow shirts

 

  
"THE HARLOT"
 
She did what? It doesn't really matter when things are this reliable. A simple flutter of her eyelashes and everything melts around her. Talk about the center of the universe...
 
For women to use when men think they're in control.
 
Happiness is Fiction 
(Girls - American Apparel Pink - $20)
 
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red girlie t

 

 

 
"THE SADIST"
 
Part princess, part harbinger of doom. With a shell that delicate, you'd better use your kid gloves. Apparently they pay extra when you're mean, but we haven't received any formal offers.
 
Next time we'll have to ask for ourselves. 
 
Everything Will not be OK 
(Girls - American Apparel Red - $20)
 
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yellow boy t

 

  

"THE INTROVERT"

You can try and hide in the corner, but it won't do any good. Nothing says misery like yellow. Just ask the children of the corn. 

He's trying to look away and hide his interest, but we all can tell what's lurking inside.

Happiness is Fiction 
(Guys - Anvil Yellow - $15)

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everything will not be ok

  

"THE CRANK"

You've pretty much had it with everything and everyone. And who can really blame you? You could smack some sense into them, but then that would take too much energy. 

And, boy do the chicks dig it.

Everything will not be OK 
(Guys - Anvil Red - $15)

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 Quiet Desperation  

MARROW
"QUIET DESPERATION"

The "feel bad album of the year", there really is no better soundtrack for the life you've laid out for yourself. 

May induce hallucinations, night sweats, and a general feeling of cold remorse.

(No puppets were harmed in the making of this album).

For instant misery, we will include a free mp3 download with every purchased CD.

(released September 16, 2008 - $12.99)

 

 

 

    
Valentine's Resistance Kit  
"VALENTINE'S RESISTANCE KIT"
 
What better way to wallow in forced romance than with Marrow's Valentine's Resistance Kit? 

The "VRK" comes with a box cutter, four pills of your choice, Marrow's "feel bad album of the year", Quiet Desperation, half a bottle of whiskey (we wouldn't want you to kill yourself, now!) and a used bullet casing. You know, for effect.

(VRK low package price - $35)
 
SORRY, THE VALENTINE'S RESISTANCE KIT IS CURRENTLY SOLD OUT. CHECK BACK SOON!